Queen Victoria V428 - Lisbon, Funchal & The Canary Islands
From the outset, let me say we had a great time on Queen Victoria as we cruised southwards away from the cold UK weather at the end of November 2024.
A bit of background. We have enjoyed 20 cruises on various lines and this trip was our first longer cruise on Cunard, the first being a 4-nighter on QM2 to Hamburg in Princess Grill several years ago. We are early retirees in our late 50s and this was our first cruise since 2019 on HAL’s Koningsdam.
On this occasion, we booked a Britannia balcony cabin on deck 4 aft, above the Britannia dining room. We chose this primarily for the larger balcony but also found it very convenient for getting to the Lido on deck 9 and the restaurant below.
We were pleasantly surprised at the good upkeep of the cabin and the ship in general, after some of the less than positive reviews, and I'll summarise our thoughts as follows:-
Boarding
We had an arrival time of 3.15pm but arrived at the terminal car park at 2.30pm. It was 3°C in Southampton. Luggage dropped off, check-in completed and through security. We were in the Lido just before 3pm. A later arrival time clearly works for avoiding queues if you're not fussed about lunch.
Cabin
Looking slightly dated in areas like the wardrobes and TV but still quite smart with sufficient storage for our needs. The bathroom was fine and the shower curtain did not stick. There were issues with the WC which often required several attempts to flush successfully and the shower tray was very slow to drain. Our cabin attendant was very pleasant, responded quickly to any requests and asked about our day when he saw us in the corridor. We were lucky with neighbours as we heard nothing from either side the entire trip apart from quiet voices on the balcony. Neither did we experience any noise from the Britannia restaurant below. Both the cabin and corridor did suffer from some unpleasant odours from time to time. We noticed a similar smell out on the aft Prom deck below us where there were some large vents.
Room service
Used daily for breakfast and several times for lunch and afternoon tea.
Always arrived slightly earlier than requested in the morning and the cooked breakfast offering was excellent and still hot. Over-easy eggs were, without fail, perfectly cooked with runny yolks. At other times of the day, orders arrived within 10 minutes of phoning, always with a smile.
Britannia restaurant
We chose Open Dining as this is what we are used to on other lines and we thought all the food was very good for a main dining room. I found making reservations on MyVoyage to be very easy. On the six evenings we dined there, booked for 8 or 8.15 the previous night after a glance at the next night's menu outside the restaurant, a table was always available immediately. Never a problem obtaining a table for two, though some are very close together, so I always asked for a separate one. One thing to note is the engine vibrations are particularly strong at the back of the restaurant on deck 2, though after a while we got used to it. Always friendly service, if a bit rushed at times, and we found the food to be of good quality and presentation.
Gala evenings
There were 3 gala evenings during the cruise and people certainly made an effort. The Britannia Restaurant was full of tuxedos and glamorous dresses and the other themed nights saw plenty of masks and feathers. Dinner certainly felt more of an occasion than usual.
Lido restaurant
We ate in the Lido the other evenings, getting there by 8.30 so it was pretty quiet and not as chaotic as we witnessed earlier in the day. The food was excellent, a good choice and always hot with very hot plates provided. The only disappointment was the selection of desserts (mousse, sponge, jelly).
Golden Lion
We did try to have dinner in the pub one evening, but at 8.15 they had already run out of “Pie of the Day” and it was too noisy for us as the quiz was still on.
Queen's Room Afternoon Tea
A lovely space in a traditional style with natural light from both sides. We attended the sea day piano recitals there which were conveniently held just before the afternoon tea service, so on our chosen day we were already sat at a quiet table for 2, thus avoiding the rush for seats or having to queue. It was great fun with plenty of sandwiches, cakes and warm scones, clotted cream and Tiptree jam served by uniformed waiters, but once was enough for the experience.
Theatre
We loved the theatre. It's a proper theatre and not a glamorous cinema like many ship theatres today. We tried a couple of boxes during non-chargeable events and I didn't enjoy the glass screens which caused reflections. We soon discovered a set of 2s at each side with perfect views and no moving required. These were our go-to seats and those of the mother/daughter in the two seats in front, it seems. The shows we attended (Forever Tenors and Georgina Jackson) were very good with not too much audience participation. We passed on the comedian. The lecture series included several by ex-BBC correspondent Martin Sixsmith giving his view on the Russia/US position and his book/film Philomena. Both were extremely interesting and entertaining. The ship’s company shows were OK but I felt some of the female singers were rather screechy and they should have avoided strangling well-known classics. Unfortunately, the final ship’s company show was cancelled due to technical issues.
Whilst I appreciate this entertainment is included in the fare, I do think a cut-off time could be introduced whereby they close the doors 10 mins after the show starts. On several occasions latecomers were arriving up to 25 minutes in, asking people to move or wandering around looking for seats, causing quite a distraction. Given most seats were taken well before the show began and most people made the effort to get there in good time, I don't think this is unreasonable.
Grand Lobby
One of our favourite spaces, especially in the evening, listening to the string trio or the cocktail pianist. And unlike the larger and more open atriums on other ships, it always felt intimate. I was surprised at how quiet it often was, even with passengers around.
Deck space
There were plenty of sunbeds and chairs available, even on the warm/hot days, though given the cruise demographic, I imagine a percentage didn't sit out on deck. The aft was very popular, arranged as it was like a beach club, with rattan sofas and armchairs and plenty of dining space for the Lido Grill and its fabulous burgers.
Gym
The gym was good for this particular sailing as it was never busy. It has the necessary running/weights equipment and a decent exercise area. However, I can imagine it getting crowded on a cruise with a younger/more active contingent.
Other passengers
As mentioned above, this itinerary clearly appeals to older travellers and we were easily at the younger end of the spectrum, even at 56/57. We had a similar experience on the same itinerary with Celebrity several years ago at the same time of year, but this sailing was older still. We saw a couple of children once and then never again but I was surprised to see several babies, who were out and about, even in the evening.
We were fairly cocooned in PG on QM2, so I hadn't appreciated the wide appeal of Cunard. Hearing snippets of conversations, it was clear people on board were from all walks of life and backgrounds and out to have an enjoyable break in the sun in very pleasant surroundings on board. And no drunken behaviour or passenger altercations such as I've read about or seen in recent threads/reviews about Queen Anne.
Thoughts
We were already thinking about our next trip on Queen Victoria before we'd got home, leafing through the Cunard cruise calendar from the on-board sales office. We liked QM2, but QV is now preferred for its size, theatre, happy crew, excellent food and decoration. After reading reviews and watching YT videos, I doubt QA is for us, looking too much like many other larger ships. I just hope Cunard/Carnival do not decide to “update” QV after the QE refurbishment and turn her into a mini QA.